So, why have I been writing so much about turkeys this early
in the autumn season you’re asking? Oh, you short-sighted Americans! Have you
forgotten about our friendly neighbors to the north? They have Thanksgiving too,
and they celebrate it on the 2nd Monday in October. That’s next
Monday! But instead of stealing our turkey idea, could you Canadians switch to Canada
Geese as your Thanksgiving bird of choice? That’s a herd that could use some
thinning and, frankly, you can keep them up there. We hear a lot of talk about keeping the Asian Carp out of the states, but can we get the Canada Geese out as well? Please...
Speaking of holidays, what’s up with Eastern Orthodox Easter
always being a few weeks after our Easter? This has got to be great for Fanny
Farmer and Russell Stover. They have somebody to buy the stale leftover Easter candy. Jawbreaker Peeps, anyone?
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