We needed a new electric knife this year so my wife ordered
one from Amazon. It turns out that you cannot order just one knife. You have to
order two. Now what am I gonna do with two electric knives? We hardly ever use
one - it’s not like we use it to spread peanut butter around. Is there some
group of people out there who maybe use an electric knife in each hand at the
same time? Kind of an Edward Scissorhands look? I’m guessing that maybe there
is. I might try it at Thanksgiving this
year. Cut white meat and dark meat at the same time. I’ve got three weeks to
practice.
So yeah. On Thanksgiving we’ll have the parade in the
morning, the Lions’ game in the afternoon and now Uncle Tommy’s dueling
electric knives at noon. Come early for a good seat!
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