Bullpen Cart

Major League Baseball is bringing back the bullpen cart – that golf cart that relief pitchers ride when they come in from the bullpen. This will supposedly speed up the game. Let’s take this cart idea to another level, ‘cause that’s what we do here at Uncle Tommy. Here are some ideas:

•          Have a giant cart sponsored by Costco,
•          Use a wiener mobile to bring the pitcher out. This will promote hotdog sales,
•          Let a fan drive the pitcher to the mound. The fan pays $100 for the privilege and his money goes to a team themed charity. For the Tigers, maybe a zoo, for the Indians, a reservation, for the Brewers, a local AA chapter,
•          During bench clearing brawls, have the relief pitchers all cram into the cart and ride to the fight in the infield,
•          Between innings: “Bullpen Cart Demolition Derby”.

Baseball attendance is gonna soar.