Did you see where Domino’s is now doing a guarantee thing
where if you drop your pizza you get another one free? I’m intrigued by the
concept. But I could see this causing problems at home, as in,
Johnny: Mom, I dropped my plate, we need to get a new pizza.
Boyd: Mine’s fine, Mom. I’m not giving mine back so he can
get a new pizza! I’m hungry. Besides, Coco already ate that piece you dropped,
Johnny.
So, no, you wouldn’t want to find yourself in this position.
The likely outcome? Mom’s gonna have to go back to Domino’s and get another
pizza ‘cause Johnny (and apparently Coco) needs to eat. And she’s gonna have to
pay for it ‘cause Boyd and Coco won’t give their pieces back. A win-win for
Domino’s.
Domino’s knows what they’re doing. It doesn’t take a genius
to figure this stuff out.
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