Have you heard these commercials on the radio for Tommy John
men’s underwear? I heard one twice today. They claim 75% of men are not pleased
with their underwear. Really? Then why do we have that type of underwear? Do we
receive it as gifts? “Yeah, my kids gave it to me so I have to wear it. I might
work on the fridge tonight and they might see it.” Have you received underwear as
a gift?
So yeah, apparently 75% of men are unhappy with their underwear. Does Tommy
John conduct a survey over the phone? “Dad, some guy on the phone wants to know
if you’re pleased with your underwear.” Or do they sit in the mall with
clipboards and watch men walk? “Yeah, that guy’s walking funny, put him down as
an “Unhappy””.
Lastly, why the name “Tommy John”? Was “Fruit of the Loom”
not already bizarre enough?
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