Studies show that the average man loses four socks per year.
That’s like a half billion socks a year floating around the United States, man.
So, where are these socks? There’re really not that many places they could be.
You need to check the following locations:
- behind the dryer and behind the washer
- the backyard. Maybe your sock made it through the exhaust vent
- the lost and found at the gym. This will burn some calories
- your kids’ sock drawers. That will burn some serious calories
- your kid’s dorm room sock drawer. This is typically not a popular option with the kid but it’s proven to be pretty successful in finding the sock. And it’s a great way to get to know his roommate better.
- the roomate’s sock drawer
Good luck!
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