Tuesday, June 12, 2018

Salmon Pox


Well, Salmonella is back in the news again. Apparently people are getting Salmonella from eating melon that got cut up in the grocery store. They aired this story recently at the end of the national news at like 6:55PM. Shouldn’t they have placed it earlier in the broadcast? What about the poor guy who eats his melon at 6:35? What about that guy? Were they even thinking about that guy?

What’s with the word Salmonella? What about the hard working people who make their living in the salmon industry? Is it fair to have a disease named after a fish that’s still perfectly healthy to eat? Same with chicken pox. Is that fair? “C’mon, let’s go to Chick-fi-A!” “No, I’m not going there. I might get chicken pox!” OK. Yeah. Nobody says that. But maybe that’s why there’s no Salm-fil-A  restaurants…

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