Some people read the comics. I say, “Why do we need comics
in the paper when we can read about real life?” Today I read the crime report
in the paper. The very first one listed was a guy whose house had been broken
into. The only item stolen was deodorant. That’s what it said. I’m not making
this up. Uncle Tommy doesn’t do that. So, yeah, we know that nobody’s gonna
break into a house just to steal deodorant, right?
Well, here’s what I think happened. Some guy thinks his
girlfriend dumped him ‘cause he smelled bad. So he faked a break-in at his own
house, to make her think that his deodorant had been stolen. It’s gotta be
that, doesn’t it? It doesn’t take a genius to figure this stuff out…
I’ll ask the sheriff tomorrow at Rotary.
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