Thursday, February 14, 2019

Message from the Heart


We don’t have those little Valentine message hearts this year. Those things were so hard. If you didn’t bite it, one of those candies could last you pretty much all day. But those little messages could really lift your spirits…

The candy company missed a great opportunity with those little hearts. They could have sold advertising for dentists with their phone numbers on those little beauties so like when your tooth broke eating one you just pull the candy out of your mouth and call the dentist. Pretty sure we’ll see that happening next year when they bring those candies back…

I'd like to see a warning on the package saying that you should not try to read the hearts when you're driving. But then again, would people try to read the warning label when they were driving? I'll ask the sheriff what he thinks tomorrow at Rotary...

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