Thursday, August 22, 2019

New Psychic at Costco


We get letters from you readers from time to time asking questions and/or making suggestions. Somebody recently asked: “How come you don’t write about Costco anymore? Did you let your membership expire? You could maybe write about it in really big font or something!”

Well that’s a good question and a good thought.  Speaking of which, have you heard about the new psychic at Costco?
                    She reads the palms on BOTH of your hands
                    She tells you your future AND your past
                    She uses two decks of tarot cards
                    Her crystal ball is the size of a medicine ball
                    She’s 6’8”

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