So yeah, there’s a bowling alley in the White House which
may or may not be the presidential bunker. We’ve researched to see which
presidents used it and came up with the following:
Ike – Preferred golf course bunkers
Reagan – As a former actor, he probably had a stunt man do
his bowling
Clinton – Liked to jog to McDonald’s. Hence, had ball
gripping issues. Slick.
Obama – Apologized for having it.
Nixon – Videoed himself cheating
Bush II - “What? We
had a bowling alley down there?”
Carter – Installed the peanut vending machine
Ford – “Yeah. I played in a bowl game for Michigan.”
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