I was in the doctor’s waiting room yesterday when a delivery woman brought in these huge bags of McDonald’s food for the office. No, they weren’t salads – I could smell the fries and the burgers. My first thought was: “Okay, they’ve got their food now. I’m never gonna get in there for my appointment.” My second thought was: “Okay, I guess they don’t mind germs coming in from a restaurant.” My third thought was: “Isn’t this the type of food the doctor tells me not to eat?” My doctor tells me to eat kale. Can you get kale at McDonalds? Is there a McKale yet?
When I finally got in and the doctor asked me how I was, I almost said I had a pain in my McRibs. But I didn’t. I guess I was McChicken.
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