Today is December 15th and I don’t think I’ve seen one car with a tree on top of it yet this year. What’s up with that? My theory is that, since the trees are so expensive this year (like everything else), people are going out in the middle of the night and cutting down trees. That’s right, stealing them. They think they’re not gonna get caught ‘cause they do it in the middle of the night. Well, good luck with that, folks. Any policeman seeing a car with a tree on top of it at three in the morning is gonna know you stole the tree, especially if you don’t have the cool red net around it. And they’re gonna see that it doesn’t have the red or blue or yellow or white tag on it. And the police know which color tag should correspond with each size tree I bet…
Have you ever seen it where people forget after Christmas and lay their artificial tree out by the street? I’ve not seen that but if you do see it we’d like to hear about it here at Uncle Tommy.
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