On the Beach

You know those times when you’re on vacation with someone you love, and you want someone to take your picture on the beach and you give them your phone? Well, it’s 2023, folks. People steal stuff. Here are some precautions you need to take:

•          Take a picture of the person taking your picture with your spouse’s phone. That way if they steal your phone you have a picture of them. This just makes too much sense.
•          Hold their phone while they take your picture. If they don’t have a phone, make them give you something of value: their watch? Maybe a pet? Of course this adds the pet to your picture -you’ll have to explain that at bridge club…
•          Do not ask the person to take videos. If you do, keep the video under 5 minutes.
•         Don’t ask somebody wearing a Speedo. Those guys can be fast runners. You won’t catch ‘em.
•      You likely should not wear a Speedo either. These pictures find their way onto the internet.  

Should non-Speedo bathing suits be called Speedon'ts? Send us your ideas!