Did you read about the fire breathing dragon at Disneyland catching on fire? I just read about it. Instead of breathing out fire, the dude burned up. Can’t you imagine that 911 call?
“Hey, the fire breathing dragon at Disneyland is on fire!”
“Yeah, he breathes fire. I took my kids there once.”
“No. He’s really on fire.”
“Yeah, he breathes fire.”
Etc.
I thought maybe somebody gave the dragon some spicy food and maybe his breath got more flammable, but it turns out the dragon is not real. Who knew?
This is like when that sword swallower guy at the circus calls in and says he can't come to work 'cause he has a sore throat. He's not gonna get much sympathy.
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