Spew Review

I read a restaurant review recently where the reviewer stated that she vomited after eating at the restaurant. That’s right. She put it right there in the review for the world to see. But there’s good news here for the restaurant: The reviewer still rated the restaurant 3 stars out of 5. That’s right. Three stars. She said she liked the service. Wow, I thought to myself. I’m not sure but maybe this means they did a nice job of cleaning up the vomit. Or maybe they were attentive and gave her a doggie bag promptly so she could take the rest of her food home. The review didn’t say…

Regardless, how can this restaurant survive a vomit review? Easy. Put it out there front and center. Set barf bags at every place setting and attack this thing head on. Put the following on the bag: "Yeah, we're the restaurant that had the barf review. Use this if you need it. But seriously, you're gonna need it to take home your leftovers 'cause we have really large portions." Something like that. Yeah.

I took a Marketing class in college.