Monday, September 18, 2023

When in Romaine...

Ever struggle at the grocery getting those bags in the produce section to open? It’s not healthy. Why is it not healthy, you ask? Because, too often we give up trying to open the bag and we leave the store without buying any produce. That is not healthy. You need those rutabagas (rutabagai) and kumquats.

The secret to opening these bags is to get your fingers wet. You can dampen your fingers in the sprinkler over by the romaine. Dampening your fingers will allow you to open the bags.

Do not lick your fingers! Your fingers have been on the cart. That would be the same as licking the cart. And if the cart’s been out in the cold your tongue would stick to the cart anyway. Nobody wants that embarrassment!

See you at the romaine.

 

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