Way back in the twentieth century we had these twins at our
school. One flunked fourth grade, so they got separated by a grade. Too bad, but it
was a gutsy move by the teacher and principal I guess. The kids weren’t
identical. If they had been identical, I wonder if they would have flunked the
kid…
On a lighter note, do you want to have some fun with twins?
When you see a twin you know with another person, someone obviously not his or
her twin, say this: “You two used to look so much alike. Can’t say I see that
so much anymore.” This will bring laughter every time, I guarantee it…
I used to know these twin sisters who did everything
together. They were obnoxiously inseparable. They even worked together. And
they were obviously twins. Identical. My friend introduced himself to them once
at a party. His line was something like, “Hey, are you two cousins or
something?” Brilliant! I think he may have ended up on a double date of some
sort…
I bet twins hate it when a double play in baseball is
referred to as a “twin killing”. C’mon, we all say it…
If you go to a double feature at a Twinplex do you get to
see four movies?
Do you think twins go to buffets wearing identical clothing,
and one hides in the bathroom while the other eats and vice versa? I’ve never
seen it but I bet it happens all the time. If they get caught, which one serves
time? Can they rotate that too?
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