Tuesday, January 10, 2017

Trickle Down Home Economics



It’s been brought to our attention here at Uncle Tommy’s that there is a growing problem at senior living facilities across our fine nation. We’ve heard from reliable sources that more and more seniors are bringing their pet dogs with them to live in the senior centers. This unfortunately has resulted in seniors being bitten in hallways or at least having to dodge aggressive pets. And, as you know, some of these folks aren’t very mobile. There have also been occurrences reported of dogs urinating on upper floor decks. This, of course, leads to the “trickle down” effect, which typically affects those living down below. No, not the Australians.  (We're not talking Dingos here.) I’m talking about the people living on the levels below these problem pets. This is irritating to say the least and it’s certainly not how I want to spend my “golden” years.

Well the solution starts in Washington. You read that right. Trump should install a “no pets” policy for the White House when he and his wife and little Baron move in. I mean, c’mon. It’s the White House! The presidential palace. It is too nice for pets. Set an example for the people. No need for pets there. Little Baron is enough for me.   

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