It’s July, so let’s talk about boats! Everybody loves boats,
right? Well, when I go to marinas, I see pleasure craft with some pretty tired
names. At one time these names were
likely cute, but most of the names were old before the paint dried on the back
of the boats. Names like Miss Behavin’, Sea Mist, Nauti Buoy, Money Pit and Aquaholic
are popular. Aquaholic is by far the most popular name per internet statistics.
None of these strikes us here at Uncle Tommy as being something we really want
to commit to as a permanent name painted on the back of a $45,000 yacht. Our
boats deserve something better, don’t they?
We here at Uncle Tommy have developed a solution. For a fee
of $100, we will name or rename your boat for you. Just send us some
information: what you and your spouse do for a living, how many kids you have,
your hobbies, religion, nationality and any bad habits you might possess. We will digest all this information and spit
out a name that will set you and your boat apart.
This will also make it easier for us to find you in the marina when we need an entertaining weekend.
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