Do you get emails advertising the military flashlight? I get
those sometimes – I’m not sure why. Is this some pre-draft thing? (Am I gonna
get drafted?) While I can agree that you can never have too many flashlights
around the house (you never know when “the big one” might hit), why a military
flashlight? Is it multi-functional like the Swiss Army knife with the screw
driver and nail file and tooth brush and all that? (Those need to have thermometers by the way…)
Is it camouflaged? That’s no good. I’ll never be able to
find it. (OK, yeah, I could find it if it was turned on.) Is this flashlight what
they start you on in boot camp? “Before we get to the artillery portion of your
training, you first have to show us that you can handle this flashlight.”
The ad says I can pay for it by making 3 easy monthly payments.
Seeing those terms is always a good sign. It means that they think the product
is going to function for at least three months…
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