Wednesday, November 22, 2023

Life of $1 Pie

Have you tried these $1 pies at Speedway? No, I haven’t either. But I saw the sign for it. It was right under “Help Wanted” on their sign. If you’re relying on one or more of these pies for your contribution to the family meal on Thursday my recommendation would be to try one first before you take it to Grandma’s.

If you do go the $1 pie route, and if the pie turns out to be very small, you have some options:

  •                       Leave it in your car until the tryptophan kicks in. Then you can sneak it in.
  •                       Sneak it in and leave early (not optimal)
  •           Smear it in somebody’s face after the Lions win

Happy Thanksgiving!

 

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