Wonder Man

I heard recently that Ocean’s Eleven is being redone for a second time with an all female cast. I thought to myself that there must be some women’s roles that could be remade with men. Here’s a start:

•          Bambo – baby deer loses his father to a deer hunter and takes revenge on Michigan hunters. Sylvester Stallone as voice of the young buck.

•          27 Tuxedo Receipts – Dude’s been in 27 weddings and really wants to get married. Finally marries the girl at the tuxedo shop.  Uses her employee discount on the 28^th tux. Gets free shoes.

•          The Little Merman – Michael Phelps stars in this wacky real life Spongebob spinoff

•          Made in Manhattan –  Ted Cruz moves to New York!

•          Chicago II – Changes in the law force Cook County to admit a man into the all-girl jail. All #$^@ breaks loose in this wacky prison comedy musical.

•          There’s No Crying in Field Hockey – Set in the year 2040. When all the women get drafted into the military, it’s up to a bunch of wacky misfit men to take over the field hockey team at West University. Tom Hanks stars as coach.

•           Charlene’s Anglers – Three handsome fisherman reel in criminals in the Bay area

 See you at the box office!

Edit: I have recently learned that Bambi was a boy. So scratch that first one. Maybe do something with a Cinderello concept or something.