Thursday, August 25, 2016

Pound of Flesh



We were visiting a friend at the hospital a while back, and an employee pushing a gurney volunteered that he had transported an 1100 pound man the day before. You read that right. One thousand one hundred pounds. That’s heavier than my whole family. I don’t think the employee was exaggerating, because, if he was, he would have said 1000, not 1100 lbs. People generally round off when they exaggerate. They don’t use numbers like 1100.

So, I’m thinking, do the patient files on the hospital computer even have a four digit field for weight? If the fields only contain 3 digits, do they just enter his weight at 999 lbs? Or do they admit him as 2 people maybe and split the weight? Can they refuse to admit him? Does it even matter at that point? 

In the animal world there are small animal veterinarians and farm animal veterinarians. Are we humans headed for that?

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